Delboy arranges for Rodney and Grandad to redecorate Denzil and Corrines' flat. What is Corrine going to say when she finds out that her canary is brown bread?
At the beginning Rodney parks right outside the front doors of the Nags Head pub, but when Del and Rodney open the front doors to come in you can't see the van.
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Karen: Do you know that overcoat you sold my dad?
Del: Yeah?
Karen: It's got a great, big lump in the back.
Del: Of course! It's genuine camel hair, ain't it?
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Denzil: He's cool, I like it. I tell you, if he wasn't so white, I'd swear he was black.
Del: Yeah, he is white, ain't he?
Denzil: The whitest man I've ever seen in all my life.
Rodney: I'm not ever so white!
Del: You are. You'd make an albino look bronzed.
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(Del, Rodney and Grandad think that they have accidentally killed Corinne's canary)Del: We gotta think of a way out of this.
Rodney: I got it! We could say it was caused by paint fumes.
Del: Paint fumes? When Corinne comes back in here, she's gonna find her kettle's been knackered, her kitchen's been turned into a Turkish bath and she's got a Kentucky Fried Canary at the bottom of her cage. And we're gonna say it's paint fumes?
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Denzil: Come on, Sylvester, talk to me. Say "Viv Richards is king."
Viv Richards was one of the stars of the West Indies cricket team that won the first two editions of the Cricket World Cup.
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