Just one day after the launch of House of Cards' second season—have you watched the shocking premiere yet?—Netflix has announced a debut date for round two of its excellent prison-set dramedy Orange Is the New Black. Piper, Taystee, Red,
Crazy Eyes Suzanne, Daya, and the rest of the Litchfield gang will have their bunks read for inspection on Friday, June 6. Season 2 will run for 13 episodes, and in typical Netflix style, all of them will be released at once.
The online streaming service announced the news this morning by tweeting out the short teaser embedded above. Or rather, that's how it informed the general non-House of Cards-binging public. The company said in a press release that "early fans who finished the last episode from Season 2 of the Netflix original series House of Cards were treated to a surprise date announcement at the end of the episode during post play."
But hey, let's talk about that teaser for second! It's not much—mostly a bunch of mean and/or suspicious looks from Pornstache, Red, Gloria, Nicky, Taystee, Bennett, Daya, Big Boo, Lorna, Crazy Eyes/Suzanne, Piper, and a couple folks I didn't recognize (are they new characters, or am I just in need of a re-watch?). But Pennsatucky and her teeth, if she even still has them, are nowhere to be seen. What do you suspect happened to her and Piper after the closing events of the Season 1 finale?
AIRED ON 6/6/2014
Season 2 : Episode 13