Out of Practice

Season 1 Episode 2

We Wanna Hold Your Hand

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Aired Monday 9:30 PM Sep 26, 2005 on CBS
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Ben is thinking about flying out to Oregon to meet with Naomi about saving his marriage. However, his family is dead set against it, especially Lydia.

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  • QUOTES (15)

    • Lydia: Stewart, this kitchen is a pig-sty. I swear you're as bad as Regina. (Regina enters the room) Oh, darling, how nice to see you

    • Ben: You were only pretending to like her?
      Stewart: We have been pretending to like her for seven years, and, frankly, I'm exhausted.

    • Lydia: I'm sorry to have everyone wake up so early in the morning. (looks at Regina) So early in the morning in fact, some of us dressed in the dark.

    • Stewart: She wants to make a schedule.
      Oliver: How do you know she's gonna write a schedule?
      Stewart: Trust me, I was married to the woman for thirty-three years.
      Oliver: But, I'm thirty-five.
      Stewart: Did I say thirty-three? i meant thirty-five.

    • Ben: I don't care if I have to put my caveman suit on, club her, and drag her back here.
      Oliver: Club her one for me.

    • Ben: I'm a great marriage counselor and I'm going to save my marriage.
      Lydia: Honey, I'm a good cardiologist , but, I'd think twice before giving myself a bypass.

    • Ben: Mom, I don't think I have time to met your divorce lawyer right now.
      Lydia: Why not?
      Ben: Because, according to this napkin, Regina is supposed to be babysitting me right now.

    • (after Lydia names all of Regina's former girl friends)
      Regina: Wow! You remembered them all?
      Lydia: Yes, do you?

    • Stewart: Do you know her?
      Oliver: No, but, I'm about too.
      Stewart: I cherish his moxie.

    • Stewart: How long have you had that thing behind your ear?
      Regina: What thing?
      (Stewart pulls out a coin from the back of her ears)
      Regina: Oh, great, it's magic daddy.

    • Lydia: I remember my first weekend after you father and I divorced. I was lonely... relieved, liberated, disencumbered, but very lonely.

    • Crystal: I guess this is a little awkward, huh?
      Lydia: Oh not at all. Can I offer you something? Some wine? A pole?

    • Crystal: I'm just going to change. ( looks at Stewart) I might need some help with the buckles.
      Regina: Right behind you.
      Lydia: Sit down young lady!
      (Oliver and Gale walk in)
      Oliver: Whats up?
      Gale: Can someone tell me where the potty room is please?
      Regina:I'll show her!
      Lydia: Sit!

    • Lydia: (upon seeing Stewart's new apartment) Smells like something died in here and I think it was the housekeeper.

    • Oliver: I can't do a double shift. He refuses to be cheered up. It's just Naomi, Naomi, Naomi.
      Regina: She left him 3 days ago.
      Oliver: Exactly! Get over it. I took him to shoot some hoops and he still talked about her through the whole game. He made two Puerto Rican guys cry.

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