Loretta: Piss off out of my life and stop wasting my time! You should go and hang out with my dickhead brother because you two are made for each other!
Hayden: But I want to f*** you, not him.
Aurora: (after Van tells her that Jasmine is his) I don't care about your past, I'm your future!
(Eric hugs Tracy to comfort her, and his hand ends up on her butt)
Tracy: What are you doing?!
Eric: Old habits die hard.
Tracy: (kneeing him the groin) Well, die wondering!
Tracy: (as Eric prepares to call Mr Hong with his demands) Do you have to do the silly voice?
Eric: If I don't do the voice, they'll know that I'm not Asian!
Tracy: Eric, they already know you're not Asian, they think I've been kidnapped by Benny Hill.
Hayden: Feelings are ****ing tricky little bastards like that. They can sneak up on you when you least expect them.
Pascalle: I need something new to do my community service.
Jethro: Again? What's wrong with the Shadow Workshop?
Pascalle: I mean, you call one kid a spaz-o, and he starts crying, then all the other retards start crying with snot hanging out their nose, and then suddenly I'm public enemy number one!
Music Featured In This Episode:
"Gutter Black" - Hello Sailor (during the credits)
"Hot Sexy Lusty" - Head Like A Hole (as Loretta is writing and visualizing her porno script)
Mark Beesley, the director of this episode, was nominated for "SDGNZ Achievement in Directing, Drama/Comedy Programme" at the 2007 Air New Zealand Screen Awards.
Grant Bowler (Wolfgang West) did not appear in this episode.
Tracy: They already know you're not Asian, they think I've been kidnapped by Benny Hill.
Hayden is looking to view various pornos, including End of the Golden Shower, Whale Boy Rider, and An Anal On My Table. These are nods to the critically acclaimed New Zealand movies End of the Golden Weather, Whale Rider, and An Angel At My Table.
Get Thee To Bed:
This is from Shakespeare's Hamlet Act 1, Scene I. The sentry Bernardo says to the man he is replacing, "'Tis now struck twelve; get thee to bed, Francisco."