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    hippityhop05

    [1]Nov 11, 2010
    • member since: 01/19/08
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    • rank: Caveman Lawyer
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    I don't know about you, but I find it incredibly hard to believe that there are no quotes for this show. I couldn't find a quote page ANYWHERE. The purpose of this thread is for you to gather up your favorite Outsourced quotes and post them here. Here are some of mine:


    Gupta: If you like the beer helmet, we also have a T-shirt which says, "Beer makes my clothes fall off." I'm wearing one right now.... No, YOU'RE a liar.


    Gupta: I can taste the coconut!


    Gupta: (singing) Don't-cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me? / Don't-cha, don't-cha—
    Todd: No. Just... just... no.


    Madhuri: How would you like to pay for your vomit and your poo?


    Todd: It's like Frogger, but with real people.


    Gupta: I've always wanted a pet.... BAD DOG!


    Customer: Where am I calling? Is this India?
    Manmeet: No.
    Customer: Am I calling a freakin' idiot to get a mug that says, "America is #1?"
    Manmeet: No. We're in Detroit, city of motors and black people! (I know this quote is racist, but I find it REALLY funny, just the way Manmeet says it.)


    Charlie: (to A-Team member) You know what grits are?
    A-Team Member: (in southern accent) Well, grits is just ground-up corn. I tell you what: my mom used to make the best grits.


    Charlie: (on Todd's food) Do you eat your own ass? (pointing) If you eat that, you'll be crapping yourself for five days. FIVE FULL DAYS!


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    Surely I'll think of some more later. Now it's your turn!

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    j_lapin

    [2]Nov 12, 2010
    • member since: 06/07/06
    • level: 4
    • rank: Thighmaster
    • posts: 119
    The Detroit comment is not racist, it's stereotyping.
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    hippityhop05

    [3]Nov 12, 2010
    • member since: 01/19/08
    • level: 5
    • rank: Caveman Lawyer
    • posts: 171

    Ah. Thanks. I mentioned the racist thing because I don't want the users or moderators on here to have the impression that I'm a racist... though I can't exactly please everyone.

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    PhoenixB1ue

    [4]Nov 23, 2010
    • member since: 01/26/08
    • level: 2
    • rank: Sweat Hog
    • posts: 7
    Charlie: *shoots gun in the air* Happy Dawali!
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    LukeRider

    [5]Mar 24, 2011
    • member since: 03/07/11
    • level: 1
    • rank: Weatherman
    • posts: 1
    haha i don't think Charlie says "Do you EAT your own ass?" He says "Do you HATE your own ass?"
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    PikeBishop

    [6]Apr 16, 2011
    • member since: 06/10/05
    • level: 31
    • rank: Blues Brother
    • posts: 878

    When Charlie referred to Madhuri as "Eyeballs" in the episode where they sought his help to punk the A Team! I just loved that.

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