I don't know about you, but I find it incredibly hard to believe that there are no quotes for this show. I couldn't find a quote page ANYWHERE. The purpose of this thread is for you to gather up your favorite Outsourced quotes and post them here. Here are some of mine:
Gupta: If you like the beer helmet, we also have a T-shirt which says, "Beer makes my clothes fall off." I'm wearing one right now.... No, YOU'RE a liar.
Gupta: I can taste the coconut!
Gupta: (singing) Don't-cha wish your girlfriend was hot like me? / Don't-cha, don't-cha—
Todd: No. Just... just... no.
Madhuri: How would you like to pay for your vomit and your poo?
Todd: It's like Frogger, but with real people.
Gupta: I've always wanted a pet.... BAD DOG!
Customer: Where am I calling? Is this India?
Customer: Am I calling a freakin' idiot to get a mug that says, "America is #1?"
Manmeet: No. We're in Detroit, city of motors and black people! (I know this quote is racist, but I find it REALLY funny, just the way Manmeet says it.)
Charlie: (to A-Team member) You know what grits are?
A-Team Member: (in southern accent) Well, grits is just ground-up corn. I tell you what: my mom used to make the best grits.
Charlie: (on Todd's food) Do you eat your own ass? (pointing) If you eat that, you'll be crapping yourself for five days. FIVE FULL DAYS!
Surely I'll think of some more later. Now it's your turn!