OZ Season 5 Episode 8

Lopresti: Your brand new home. It said the ghost of Shirley still haunts this cell. When the moon is full, you can still smell her vagina. (He starts sniffing)
Keller: You're a very funny guy Lopresti, you should think about doing comedy.

Sister Peter Marie: You only got two choices: electric chair or lethal injection.
Keller: The electric chair. I'll go with the juice.

O'Reily: I want to talk about Carolyn.
Seamus O'Reily: Carolyn? What about her?
O'Reily: I want to talk about the day she died. I remember her crying, you know, non-stop for what seemed like hours. Tessie couldn't get her quiet. You were drunk and in a foul mood. seamus stands up Sit down!
Seamus: F**k you!
O'Reily: You sit ... or I finish telling my story to a cop. Carolyn was crying and you took her from Tessie's arms and you put your hands around her and you shook her and you shook her and you shook her until she stopped, until she went limp like a rag doll.
Seamus: She fell out of her crib.
O'Reily: No. I was there, Dad. I was in the doorway. I saw what happened.
Seamus: You were just a kid. What the f**k did you know about anything? Think my old man didn't beat me, that f**king scumbag? My life has been nothing but sh*t since the day I was born, and I didn't have no brother to lean on like you did. I been alone my whole f**king life, and soon ... you will be, too.
O'Reily: I'll never tell anyone the truth about what happened with Carolyn. That's between you and me. But, Dad...You better pray to Jesus Christ almighty himself that I never get out of this place, because when I do.....I will kill you.

O'Reily: Why you doing this?
Meehan: Well, I've seen how you love your brother, how you're protective of him, yet you're willing to let him die, and I was wondering why.
O'Reily I thought I told you this before. Death is better then any day in Oz.

Busmails: It's from Norma. Hey, Fiona, would you do me a favor? This letter is from my former fiancé. Would you mind reading it to me? Make me kind of feel like she's here in the room.
Zonioni: Hey, we all got our trip.

Dr Nathan: (to McManus) Don't talk to me about regret, I own the patent.

Dawkins: Alright, Mr. Alvarez, that was a very lovely speech you just made, but now we'd like to ask you some questions.
Alvarez: Mr. Dawkins, you can ask me whatever you want.
Sommers: You were convicted of beating a 75 year old man then cutting his face, all because his car scratched yours.
Alvarez: Yeah. I wasn't myself that day.
Sommers: Once you were in Oswald, you cut your own face, and later tried to hang yourself in your cell. Were you yourself either of those days?
Dawkins: Last year you masterminded an escape from Oswald.
Alvarez: I didn't mastermind an escape. Busmalis was digging a tunnel, and I was fearing for my life...
Ruiz: You were one of the major leaders in the riot and hurt a number of people, including an officer, Joseph Mineo.
Alvarez: He was making a move on me...
Ruiz: Later, you poked out the eyes of another Officer, Eugene Rivera. Then you murdered two fellow prisoners, Carlo Ricardo, and a Jorge Vasquez. So, my question is, what the f**k makes you think we should set you free, you little prick?
(Alvarez punches Ruiz in the face)

Poet: (to Robson) Oh, lookie here, my stepbrother. Feels good talking with a black man's gums don't it?

Yood: Hey Beecher, don't take any wooden nickels!

Augustus: Don't worry son. I ain't gonna rat you out. I wanted those drugs, doesn't matter who gave them to me. I'm gonna tell Burr that.
Poet: Aight! Thanks, man. You know, if I was a girl, you'd get tongue.
Augustus: If you was a girl son, you'd be butt-ass ugly.

(Keller has just returned from the court after been found guilty of murder)
Sister Pete: Well, I'll do... I'll do everything I can to help.
Keller: Show me your tits.
Sister Pete: Don't do that.

(Miss Sally and co are dancing like they were a train)
Busmalis: This is the best Miss Sally ever.