Beecher: Tsk, tsk, tsk... Vern, you need to adjust your attitude. If not, I got no reason to keep being the good friend to you that I am.
Schillinger: Good friend?
Beecher: Yeah. If not for what I have done, then for what I haven't.
Schillinger: What's that?
Beecher: I haven't fucked him. At least not yet. You see, because I was there for Andrew when he needed someone, holding him, comforting him, I think he's developed a little bit of a crush on me. I have been tempted to at least deep tongue him a couple times, but I knew that would upset you so I haven't. Even though he wants me to stick my dick up his ass. And I'm afraid one of these nights, he and I alone in our pod, I'm not gonna be able to control myself.
Schillinger: You'll be dead before you get the chance.
Beecher: Well, you better hurry. Keller's getting horny and O'Reily's been talking about a three-way with Cyril and Andy.