Happy Birthday: Andris Biedrins!
Happy Anniversary: Mark Mallory! In 2007 he threw the first pitch at Opening Day for the Reds, where he threw it just a bit outside, near the first base bench.
Happy Trails: Jack Pardee 1936-2013.
Mike Wilbon: Tony, we were off yesterday for [MLB's] Opening Day. How did you celebrate?
Tony Kornheiser: The usual, coated my inner thighs with pine tar.