Happy Birthday: Felix Hernandez!
Happy Anniversary: Manny Ramirez! In 2011 he retired from baseball, instead of being suspended for 50 game after testing positive for a banned substance.
Happy Trails: Notre Dame! They were eliminated by UCONN in the Women's NCAA National Basketball Championship Tournament.
Mike Wilbon: Tony, either Michigan or Louisville will win a title tonight for the first time since the 80s. Is there anything you haven't done since the 80s?
Tony Kornheiser: Jheri curl?