Happy Birthday: Mike Krzyzewski!
Happy Anniversary: John Calipari and John Chaney! In 1992 the two got into a argument during the post-game interviews of a UMASS/Temple game, which included Chaney saying that he was going to kill Calipari.
Happy Trails: affenpinscher drought at the Westminster Dog Show! Banana Joe is the first affenpinscher to win.
Mike Wilbon: Tony, the President delivered his State of the Union address last night. What's the state of our union?
Tony Kornheiser: Older, balder, gassier.