Happy Birthday: Roger Goodell!
Happy Anniversary: Justin Bieber! In 2011 he won the MVP for the NBA's All-Star Celebrity Game.
Happy Trails: Da'Quan Bowers? The Buccaneers running back was arrested for possession of a handgun at LaGuardia Airport in New York.
Mike Wilbon: Huge jewel heist Tony. Eight gunmen, dressed as police officers, stole $50 million worth of diamonds from an airport in Brussels.
Tony Kornheiser: And yet we made it back in time for the show.