Happy Birthday: Dwyane Wade!
Happy Anniversary: Marcos Baghdatis! In 2012 he smashed four rackets during the Australian Open.
Happy Trails: Lance Armgstrong's bronze medal! The IOC is asking Armstrong to return the bronze medal he won during the 2000 Olympics.
Mike Wilbon: Tony, Wrangler has a new pair of moisturizing jeans. You interested?
Tony Kornheiser: As long as they don't change the flavor of my edible underpants, sure.