Happy Birthday: Oprah Winfrey!
Happy Anniversary: Kurt Warner! In 2010 he retired from the NFL.
Happy Trails: Rob Ryan being defensive coordinator for the St. Louis Rams! Rams management said that Ryan would not be a good fit with the team.
Mike Wilbon: Tony, a nursing home in England is under fire for allowing "ladies of the evening" to visit their elderly residents.
Tony Kornheiser: In related news, you know where to send me when the time comes.