Happy Birthday: Tyler Seguin!
Happy Anniversary: Pau Gasol! In 2008 he was traded from the Grizzlies to the Lakers.
Happy Trails: Donald Driver! He announced his retirement after playing 14 seasons in the NFL.
Mike Wilbon: Tony, the series finale of 30 Rock is tonight. How will you handle our series finale?
Tony Kornheiser: Two men enter. One man leaves.