Happy Birthday: Tom Hanks!
Happy Anniversary: Randall Simon! In 2003 he hit one of the running sausages during a Pirates/Brewers game that caused national outrage.
Mike Wilbon: Tony, John Harbaugh bought replica Lombardi Trophies for his assistants. What's the nicest thing you ever bought for our assistants?
Tony Kornheiser: Bought? Please, I just give them stuff from your office.