Happy Birthday: Connie Britton!
Happy Anniversary: Jason Demers! In 2011 he pinched a linesman during a Sharks/Stars game.
Happy Trails: Shawne Merriman! He announced his retirement from the NFL.
Mike Wilbon: Tony, Blake Griffin tweeted that his advice to young Blake would be to start wearing a cup. What advice would you give to a young Kornheiser?
Tony Kornheiser: Save your hair in plastic bags and we'll figure it out later.