Happy Birthday: Paul George!
Happy Anniversary: Tim Welke! In 2012 he called a runner out at first base, when he was safe by a mile and a day during a Dodgers/Rockies game.
Happy Trails: David Kahn! The Timberwolves will not renew his contract to be the general manager.
Mike Wilbon: Tony, a man in Connecticut was arrested after allegedly stealing $10,000 worth of chicken wings.
Tony Kornheiser: In related news, wanna buy some chicken wings?