Happy Birthday: Jayson Werth!
Happy Anniversary: Tony Parker! In 2011 he said he didn't think the current Spurs would ever contend for the NBA Championship again.
Happy Trails: Triple Crown! Orb failed to win at the Preakness.
Mike Wilbon: Tony, yesterday was Neighbor Day. What did you do for your neighbors?
Tony Kornheiser: Left the blinds open and let them see the show.