Parenthood

Crosby: Oh, my God. Julia told you that I have a son. Sarah: Julia knows? Crosby: Adam told you? Sarah: Julia knows? I'm the last to know?

Adam: Crosby has a son. Sarah: Pfft! Shut up. I thought you were actually telling me something. Adam: I'm serious. Listen to me. He has a five-year-old boy named Jabbar. Sarah: There's no way you could make up that name. Adam: I'm serious. He has a little boy, okay? Sarah: Since when? Adam: Since five years ago. Sarah: No, since when have you known? Adam: Oh, couple weeks. Sarah: Couple weeks? Adam: Don't make it about the fact that you haven't know until now. Sarah: How could you keep that from me? You're the worst liar in the family. Adam: He asked me not to tell anybody. Sarah: And you actually did that?

(over the phone) Julia: Did you talk to Jasmine about the paternity test? Crosby: Hey. Yeah, I did, and, man, it went great. Julia: Good. You want me to set up an appointment with my guy for you and Jabbar? Crosby: Oh, no, you don't have to go to all that trouble, because thanks to you telling me how to live my life, Jasmine now thinks I'm a giant jackass and doesn't want me anywhere near Jabbar. Oh, and Katie's going off the pill tomorrow, too, so that's great news.

Amber: (asking if Sarah told her teacher about her cheating) Well? What did he say? Was he mad? Was he upset? Was he sad? Well, what happened? Sarah: I didn't tell him. Amberk: 'cause he's so cool, right? Sarah: No, not 'cause he's so cool. Because he believes in you, and for some stupid reason, so do I.

Julia: (about Crosby) Adam, you knew about this whole Jabbar thing? You didn't tell him to get a paternity test? Adam: It's his life. I figured he'd get around to it when he was ready. Julia: But he's a child, so... Crosby: She makes a really good point, Adam. You might have dropped the ball on this one.