Parks and Recreation

Season 2 Episode 21

94 Meetings

Aired Tuesday 8:00 PM Apr 29, 2010 on NBC



  • Trivia

    • 94 Meetings is the first episode of the series to feature the title of the episode at the beginning of the show.

  • Quotes

    • Dan: Excuse me. I had a meeting with Ron Swanson yesterday, but I had a little car trouble.
      April: Sorry, he's busy right now
      Dan: Oh. Uh, well, well, can I reschedule?
      April: Sure. Hmm. How about June 50th?
      Dan: Sorry?
      April: Do you think you could come back today at 2:65? He's available then
      Dan: What is going on?
      April: Looks like the only other day he has open is March-tember one-teenth. Does that work, sir?

    • Ron: Bye, Zuzu
      April: Bye Duke Silver. My mom has all your albums. I recognized you the day we met.
      Ron: Have you told anyone?
      April: No
      Ron: Good girl.

    • Leslie: Every time a couple gets married, two single people die. I'm about to lose two good friends.

    • Ron: April was supposed to be the moat that kept the citizen barbarians form Swanson castle. Instead, she blew up the castle and stabbed me in the face.

    • Leslie: Councilman Howser. I saw your penis.

    • Tom: That floppy old bag of money is gonna be dead in, like, a month. And who's going to comfort Jessica and her millions of dollars? Yeah, Jessica's a gold digger, but I'm a gold digger digger.

    • Andy: April is the best. But she's 20. When April was born, I was already in 3rd grade. Which means if we were friends back then, I'd have been hanging out with a baby. I don't know anything about infant care. My god, I could have killed her.

    • Leslie: I'm sorry, Ron. As much as I would like to go for the all-time City Hall single day meeting record, there is an emergency. Someone is trying to alter a gazebo.

    • Leslie: In 1897, the progressive Reverend Turnbill officiated a wedding between a white woman and a Wamapoke Indian Chief. The secret ceremony was beautiful and romantic. But then word got out and the reception was a bloodbath. Fortunately, there were two survivors. Unfortunately, they were both horses.

    • Leslie: I am NOT a stick-in-the-mud! I just want to stop a party from happening!

    • Ron: Why are there six people outside who say they're waiting to meet with me?
      April: So, you know how you love me because you haven't had a single meeting with anyone since I became your assistant? That's because every time someone calls and requests a meeting with you, I always schedule it for March 31st.
      Ron: Why?
      April: Because I didn't think March 31st existed.

  • Notes

  • Allusions

    • Star Trek
      Leslie: May all your future gazebos live long and prosper.
      A playful use of the Vulcan greeting of Live long and prosper.