Parks and Recreation Season 5 Episode 12

Tom: Whoa, smells like some vomit took a dump in here. What happened?
Ron: We got food poisoning, Tom. How do you not have food poisoning?
Ben: Because he didn't eat anything. He just took pictures and talked about the wow factor.
Tom: Not true. I ate everything you did.
Chris: Are you sure? Is there anything that you didn't eat?
Tom: Oh yeah, I didn't eat those stupid mini-calzones. Haver-food rule number six: never eat anything with a sauce I have to dip myself. Drizzle it on for me. I'm not your maid.
Ben: The calzones...betrayed me? Never again, guys, as God as my witness, they're dead to me.

Ben: I'm gonna go with the first place. I really loved that appetizer.
Chris: Oh, the mini-calzone?
Ben: I wouldn't call it that. It was more like a savory pastry. Delicate little dough pocket filled with tomato sauce, cheese, and seasoned meat. Just a stunning culinary innovation.
Ron: (aside) It was a calzone.
Chris: It was literally just a small calzone.

Ben: I'm in charge of food for the wedding, so I brought in Pawnee's three best caterers and a panel of experts. Chris loves vegetables. Ron loves meat. And Tom considers himself a foodie, which apparently means taking instagrams of food instead of eating it.