Tom: Whoa, smells like some vomit took a dump in here. What happened?
Ron: We got food poisoning, Tom. How do you not have food poisoning?
Ben: Because he didn't eat anything. He just took pictures and talked about the wow factor.
Tom: Not true. I ate everything you did.
Chris: Are you sure? Is there anything that you didn't eat?
Tom: Oh yeah, I didn't eat those stupid mini-calzones. Haver-food rule number six: never eat anything with a sauce I have to dip myself. Drizzle it on for me. I'm not your maid.
Ben: The calzones...betrayed me? Never again, guys, as God as my witness, they're dead to me.