Parks and Recreation

Season 5 Episode 12

Ann's Decision

Aired Tuesday 8:00 PM Feb 07, 2013 on NBC



  • Quotes

    • Tom: Whoa, smells like some vomit took a dump in here. What happened?
      Ron: We got food poisoning, Tom. How do you not have food poisoning?
      Ben: Because he didn't eat anything. He just took pictures and talked about the wow factor.
      Tom: Not true. I ate everything you did.
      Chris: Are you sure? Is there anything that you didn't eat?
      Tom: Oh yeah, I didn't eat those stupid mini-calzones. Haver-food rule number six: never eat anything with a sauce I have to dip myself. Drizzle it on for me. I'm not your maid.
      Ben: The calzones...betrayed me? Never again, guys, as God as my witness, they're dead to me.