Parks and Recreation

Season 4 Episode 1

I'm Leslie Knope

Aired Tuesday 8:00 PM Sep 22, 2011 on NBC



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • Ron: You know, when I was 12, my brother shot me in the pinky toe with a nail gun. Granted, it was a hilarious prank, and we all had a good laugh.
      Leslie: That's awful.
      Ron: But I avoided going to the doctor. I hate paperwork. After a few weeks, the toe just kinda fell off.
      Leslie: You only have nine toes?
      Ron: I have the toes I have. Let's just leave at that.

    • Ann: Hey, I didn't know who to come to with this, but that picture, uh, there's something very disturbing about the testicles.
      Chris: I've always felt the same way myself. The testicles are like the ears of the genital system. They serve a very important function, but they're not that great to look at.

    • Doctor: (About Jerry) That man has the largest penis I have ever seen. Actually don't even know if he has mumps. Forgot to look. I was distracted.... by the largest penis I have ever seen.

    • Chris: (to Ann) Oh my god - your inbox is literally filled with penises.

    • Tom: (On his business card) Black print, black background. It's the coolest possible color scheme.... It's also a strong magnet, so don't put it in your wallet. It will erase your credit cards gua-ran-teed

    • Ben: Joe, I've determined that the lewd picture was sent by you because you sent it from your personal email address, stinkmaster69@alumni. really? Sarah Lawrence?

  • Notes

  • Allusions