Ron: You know, when I was 12, my brother shot me in the pinky toe with a nail gun. Granted, it was a hilarious prank, and we all had a good laugh.
Leslie: That's awful.
Ron: But I avoided going to the doctor. I hate paperwork. After a few weeks, the toe just kinda fell off.
Leslie: You only have nine toes?
Ron: I have the toes I have. Let's just leave at that.
Ann: Hey, I didn't know who to come to with this, but that picture, uh, there's something very disturbing about the testicles.
Chris: I've always felt the same way myself. The testicles are like the ears of the genital system. They serve a very important function, but they're not that great to look at.
Doctor: (About Jerry) That man has the largest penis I have ever seen. Actually don't even know if he has mumps. Forgot to look. I was distracted.... by the largest penis I have ever seen.
Chris: (to Ann) Oh my god - your inbox is literally filled with penises.
Tom: (On his business card) Black print, black background. It's the coolest possible color scheme.... It's also a strong magnet, so don't put it in your wallet. It will erase your credit cards gua-ran-teed
Ben: Joe, I've determined that the lewd picture was sent by you because you sent it from your personal email address, stinkmaster69@alumni.
sarahlawrencecollege.edu... really? Sarah Lawrence?
Original International Air Dates:
Canada: September 22, 2011 on Citytv