Ron: Just give me all the bacon and eggs that you have. Wait, wait, I worry that what you just heard is give me a lot of bacon and eggs. What I said was give me all the bacon and eggs that you have.
Ben: I move around a lot, so the friends I make in these cities, they're like Facebook friends, you know? "Hey, Doug from Bloomington is thinking about buying a shirt." Come on, Doug, who cares?
Tom: Watch the master work it, I am the Yoda of networking. Ben: Well Yoda wouldn't actually need networking, his powers were more spiritual. Tom: Shut up you nerd!
Tom: His real name is Dante Fiero, but he changed it to Dennis Feinstein 'cause that's way more exotic in Pawnee.
Leslie: (to Chris) You know what's funny about Ann? She's my best friend. And anyone who hurt her is someone I would murder probably.
Andy: I want to treat April like a queen, and queens deserve flowers… and massages. Chocolate. Booze. Diamonds, rubies, emeralds. Them treasure chests, full of scarves. Different kinds of lubes that warm up when you rub 'em on stuff!
S 4 : Ep 22
Aired 5/10/12
S 4 : Ep 22
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S 4 : Ep 21
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