Parks and Recreation

Season 5 Episode 1

Ms. Knope Goes to Washington

Aired Tuesday 8:00 PM Sep 20, 2012 on NBC



  • Quotes

    • Ranger Patrick: Hey Ron, you're not going to slaughter that pig here, are you?
      Ron: Not to worry, I have a permit. (hands ranger a folded piece of paper)
      Ranger Patrick: This just says "I can do what I want."
      Ron: I am the director of the parks department and this is a park.
      Ranger Patrick: It's not a parks thing. It's against like 3 laws and a dozen health codes.
      Ron: Fine. (snatches back "permit")