Ranger Patrick: Hey Ron, you're not going to slaughter that pig here, are you?
Ron: Not to worry, I have a permit. (hands ranger a folded piece of paper)
Ranger Patrick: This just says "I can do what I want."
Ron: I am the director of the parks department and this is a park.
Ranger Patrick: It's not a parks thing. It's against like 3 laws and a dozen health codes.
Ron: Fine. (snatches back "permit")