Parks and Recreation

Season 2 Episode 19

Park Safety

5
Aired Thursday 8:00 PM Mar 18, 2010 on NBC

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    • Leslie: (about Jerry getting hurt) This is on us. It's karma.
      Tom: Wouldn't it be karma if we were the ones that got mugged?
      April: Yeah, that's how pathetic Jerry is, he can't even get karma right.

    • April: I thought Freddy Spaghetti OD'd.
      Leslie: No, that's Mr. Funny Noodle. And he didn't OD, his drummer shot him.

    • Jerry: I was walking Lord Sheldon.
      April: Ewww. Is that code for some kind of weird sex act?
      Jerry: Lord Sheldon is my dog. My wife named him.
      April: Ewww.

    • Leslie: Why didn't you just tell everybody the truth?
      Jerry: Are you kidding me? Imagine what Tom would have said.
      Leslie: (immitating Tom's manner of speech) Damn, Jerry! You jumped in a creek for a burrito? What would you do for a Klondike bar? Kill your wife?

    • Ron: A schlemiel is the guy who spills soup at a fancy party. A schlamazel is the guy he spills it on. Jerry is both the schlemiel and the schlamazel of our office.

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