Leslie: (about Jerry getting hurt) This is on us. It's karma.
Tom: Wouldn't it be karma if we were the ones that got mugged?
April: Yeah, that's how pathetic Jerry is, he can't even get karma right.
April: I thought Freddy Spaghetti OD'd.
Leslie: No, that's Mr. Funny Noodle. And he didn't OD, his drummer shot him.
Jerry: I was walking Lord Sheldon.
April: Ewww. Is that code for some kind of weird sex act?
Jerry: Lord Sheldon is my dog. My wife named him.
Leslie: Why didn't you just tell everybody the truth?
Jerry: Are you kidding me? Imagine what Tom would have said.
Leslie: (immitating Tom's manner of speech) Damn, Jerry! You jumped in a creek for a burrito? What would you do for a Klondike bar? Kill your wife?
Ron: A schlemiel is the guy who spills soup at a fancy party. A schlamazel is the guy he spills it on. Jerry is both the schlemiel and the schlamazel of our office.
Original International Air Dates:
Canada: March 18, 2010 on CityTV
For this episode, the regular camera crew of Tom Magill and Shana Hagan were given the duties of Directors of Photography.