Ron: Recently I made a chair. When I was finished, I thought it was a good chair. I submitted it to the Indiana Fine Woodworking Association, who felt that it merited consideration for an award... it's been a real whirlwind.
Ron: Leslie is a wonderful, loyal friend who is very important in my life, but I would sooner visit *Europe* than have something romantic happen between us. Although, if you'd like to visit Europe, I like you so much I'd be willing to risk it.
Diane: But not France, right?
Ron: God, no.
Ron: You're pro-government, you never stop talking and you have blonde hair. You're my worst nightmare!
Leslie: Excuse me, one man's worst nightmare is every other man's total package.
Original International Airdates:
Canada: December 6, 2012 on Citytv
The episode title was inspired by the song, "Jack and Diane" by John Mellencamp, from his 1982 album, American Fool. Like the characters on the show, Mellencamp is also from Indiana.