With Gus' retirement, Andy takes over the shoeshine stand and becomes a regular fixture in Pawnee City Hall.
Tammy: If I'd had a park like that growing up, I probably wouldn't have gone through such a prolonged mall-slut phase.
Leslie: What do you mean, "No?" Everyone has a weakness.
Ron: Not machines. I honestly believe she was programmed by someone in the future to come back and destroy all happiness.
Ron: Tammy is a mean person. She's a grade-A bitch. Every time she laughs, an angel dies. Even telemarketers avoid her. Her birth was payback for the sins of man, but you know the worst thing about her?
Leslie: She works for the library.
Leslie: Well, I'm too classy to say "I told you so, Donna", so I wrote it on a post-it.
Tammy: Les, there are two kinds of women in this world – there are women who work hard and stress out about doing the right thing, and then there are women who are cool.
Tom: I've never taken the high road, but I tell other people to. 'Cuz then there's more room for me on the low road.
Leslie: News flash! We're screwed! We've got a big problem with the library.
Tom: Punk-ass book jockies!
Ann: Wait -- why do we hate the library?
Leslie: The library is the worst bunch of people assembled in history. They're mean, caniving, rude and extremely well read which makes them very dangerous.
Leslie: Pawnee's library department is the most diabolical, ruthless bunch of bureaucrats I've ever seen. They're like a biker gang. Only instead of shotguns and crystal meth, they use political savvy and shushing.
Ron: Tammy and I don't work well together. We are oil and water. Or oil and TNT and C4 and a detonator and a butane torch.
Tammy: It's really good to see you Ron.
Ron: You've aged horribly.
Leslie: When you meddle in someone's personal life, it's just so....rewarding.
Original International Air Dates:
Canada: November 5, 2009 on CityTV
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