Tom: (to Leslie) Don't freak out, but Joe from Sewage just unhooked your bra with his eyes.
Chris: What's your favorite food?
Andy: I take Skittles and I put it between two Starbursts. Know what I call it?
Chris: Skittle Sandwich?
Andy: That's pretty good. No, I call it "Andy's Mouth Surprise." It's nice because the flavor of the Starburst really bring out a similar flavor in the Skittles.
Tom: Zerts are what I call desserts. Tray-trays are entrees. I call sandwiches sammies, sandoozles, or Adam Sandlers. Air conditioners are cool-blasterz, with a z. I don't know where that came from. I call cakes big ol' cookies. I call noodles long-ass rice. Fried chicken is fri-fri chicky-chick. Chicken parm is chicky chicky parm parm. Chicken cacciatore? Chicky catch. I call eggs pre-birds, or future birds. Root beer is super water. Tortillas are bean blankies. And I call forks…. Food rakes