Mark: A little birdie told me that your adopted mother was arrested for marijuana possession.
Jerry: What?
Mark: You didn't know that, huh?
Jerry: I didn't know I was adopted.
Mark: Oh no, oh, Jerry. Oh, Jerry, I'm so sorry.
Jerry: I really didn't want to play.
Bill Dexhart: And to my wife, I apologize. All I can say is, I wasn't just having sex. I was making love... to a beautiful woman. And her boyfriend. And a third person whose name I never learned. Furthermore, it was wrong of me to say I was building houses for the underprivileged when I was actually having four-way sex in a cave in Brazil.
Donna: You guys will never believe what I just found on Jerry's facebook. April: A friend? Burrrrrn.
Leslie: Hey, guys. What are you guys doing? April: Trying to see who has the least amount of dirt on them -- in case someone wants to run for office. Dave: Oh, well it ain't Jerry, that's for sure. He's got a couple of 359's on him. Public urination. Jerry: I don't like this game. I just don't like it. (leaves room) Dave: He's probably gonna go anger pee in the courtyard.
Jerry: Hey, Mark. A little birdie told me that you have one unpaid parking ticket. Mark: That's funny, because a little birdie told me that your adoptive mother was arrested for marijuana possession. Jerry: What? Mark: You didn't know that, huh? Jerry: I didn't know I was adopted.
Ron: I've established a scientifically perfect, ten-point scale of human beauty. Wendy is a 7.4, which is way too high for Tom, who is a 3.8. 10 is tennis legend Steffi Graf.
Leslie: One time, I accidentally drank an entire bottle of vinegar. I thought it was terrible wine.
April: I love games that turn people against each other.
Leslie: I think it's a real shame when people focus on the taudry details of a scandal. Personally, all I care about is Councilman Dexhart's policies; not whether he was high on nitrous and cocaine during the cave sex...which, by the way, I heard he was.
Original International Air Dates: Canada: October 8, 2009 on CityTV
S 4 : Ep 22
Aired 5/10/12
S 4 : Ep 22
(27:26)
S 4 : Ep 21
Aired 5/3/12
S 4 : Ep 21
(25:27)
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