Leslie: Where did the name Haverford come from?
Tom: My birth name is Darwish Sabir Ishmael Gani, and I changed it to Tom Haverford because, you know, brown guys with funny sounding Muslim names don't really make it far in politics.
Leslie: What about Barack Obama?
Tom: Okay, yeah, fine, Barack Obama. If I knew a dude named Barack Obama was going to be elected president, yeah, maybe I wouldn't have changed it.