Roman: I'm a waiter like Einstein was a patent clerk. You asshole!
Kyle: Einstein wasn't in the army.
Ron: (pointing at the Powerpoint presentation of their host) Hey Roman, google me in ten years, that's going to be me.
Roman: The only way I'm googling you in ten years is if you get very creative in the way that you kill yourself.
Constance: (in a low voice; imitating a cow) Mooooooo! You can milk me if you like. My tits are fuuuulll.
Casey: (making out with Henry inside the car) Just call me, Mrs. Butterworth, bitch!
Ronald: They're Mexican, Henry, they're just happy to be alive.
Casey: Are you Sherlock Holmes?
Henry: I am a Hardy Boy.
Original International Air Dates:
Czech Republic: May 4, 2011 on HBO Comedy
Both Ryan Devlin (Kellum), Martin Yu (Hong Kong Playah), and Daran Norris (Tony Carolla) had recurring roles in Veronica Mars, a show also created by Rob Thomas. Norris played Cliff McCormack while Devlin portrayed Mercer Hayes and Martin Yu appeared as Mr. Wu.
Casey: Well, you know what they say about a gun in the first act, Ron.
The literary technique called Chekhov's gun adheres to the rule that: "If in the first act you have hung a pistol on the wall, then in the following one it should be fired. Otherwise don't put it there." (from Gurlyand's Reminiscences of A. P. Chekhov)