Party Down

Season 1 Episode 3

Pepper McMasters Singles Seminar

Aired Friday 10:30 PM Apr 03, 2009 on Starz



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • Constance: That's a leg?
      Ron: Made footless. By pot.

    • Ron: What do I say all the time? No personal business... on... company...
      Kyle: Property!
      Constance: Pond.
      Ron: Time.

    • (talking about the senior citizens at the party)
      Kyle: I mean, seriously lady, that guy's scrotum has got to be like three feet long.
      Constance: Two eggs in a tube sock.
      Kyle: I mean, could he even get it up?
      Constance: Nah, they just... wag it around 'til it shoots little puffs of dust.

    • Casey: I bet you don't know what the biggest sexual organ is.
      Henry: Well, that would be my throbbing...
      Casey: Brain. It's your brain.
      Henry: Exactly. My throbbing five-inch brain.

    • Kyle: Hey man, what's up?
      Roman: Lady in the pantsuit said she'd give you a blow-j in the back of her Buick Skylark. Even take out her teeth.

    • Constance: Oh and the coke was so good back then.
      Bruce: Oh yeah.
      Constance: Remember? I mean the shit they're snorting today, my God.
      Bruce: It's like baby formula. Come on, why bother?

    • Bruce: Henry, what is the craziest place you've ever made love?
      Henry: A bed.

  • Notes

    • Original International Air Dates:
      Czech Republic: May 3, 2011 on HBO Comedy

    • Ed Begley, Jr. (Bruce) appeared as recurring character Cyrus O'Dell during the third season of Rob Thomas' previous series, Veronica Mars.

  • Allusions