Party of Five Season 6 Episode 20

Will: Do you know what happens to us if we get caught? I can never run for elected office. Yeah, you realize that, right?
Bailey: Elected...? Will, can we worry about your political career after you move out of my basement?

Julia: Writing is hard enough, but writing about how other people wrote about writing just seems like so much writing.

Bailey: Would you please tell him he doesn't need to know every single intimate detail of your life? I mean, next thing he's gonna be hunting through your underwear drawer.
Will: Underwear drawer.
Holly: Put it on the list.

Charlie: You don't know a dowel from a spindle.
Bailey: Okay, but I know a paycheck from a pink slip.

Adam: What made you change your mind?
Julia: I want something to write about that's not other writers writing about other writers writing...