Perry: I know that you've had some bad times with men, but that's not me. I'm not gay because I don't like men. I'm gay because I like women.
Charlie: Correct me if I'm wrong, but in the not too distant past you had worked four years undergrad and three years into a Ph.D. for this. And I'm the reason that that went to waste. And I'm not gonna make that mistake again.
Claudia: So like some moron I launch into some stupid story about highway kidnap, comparing myself to the girl in the trunk.
Sarah: You didn't.
Claudia: I did.
Claudia: I don't know if I'm ready to be alone in bedrooms with you.
Mutant: Did it hurt?
Mutant: When you fell? From heaven?
Julia: Get off my wrist.
Mutant: My name's Mutant. What's yours?
Julia: What I wanna know is why I'm like this walking target for drooling jerks. I mean, he could have grabbed you. And he didn't, and you know why? 'Cause you, like, exude 'Don't mess with me.'
Julia: What a pig. What a drunken, drooling, knuckle-dragging piece of primordial slime!
Cody: (to Claudia) C'mon, I showed you mine, now you have to show me yours.
Julia: I'm not drinking fish.
Perry: I took you to one of my parties, now I want you to take me to one of yours.
Perry: You're having about as much of a college life as I did, aren't you?
Julia: 'Cause I don't wanna go to an eight-keg frat party? I guess so.
Bailey: Do you love her?
Charlie: Of course I do.
Bailey: Is she having any doubts?
Bailey: Then how can it be too risky jumping into a relationship that you both want?
Dr. Rabin: You remember the routine, Charlie? Very very still.
Claudia: Oh, I wanna see your snake. You were gonna show me your snake.
Cody: Right. Noah. Noah the boa. He's right here. Mom's way of making up for my allergies. Noah, this is Claudia. Did you know that rattlesnakes can have sex for like twenty-four hours straight?
"Wake Me" by Green Vinyl Dream
"Battle Flag" by Lo-Fidelity All Stars
"What It's Like" by Everlast
"B 13" by Jump Little Children
"Virginia Wolf" by Indigo Girls
This episode was nominated for GLAAD Media Award for Outstanding TV Individual Episode (2000).