Charlie: I'm gonna need a best man, someone I totally trust.
Bailey: Best man. Charlie, don't do it, don't do that. I'll drive you nuts. We'll be at each other's throats.
Charlie: Bailey, listen to me, I know what I want, all right. I want the perfect wedding. I want to walk down that aisle and I want to know someone who cares, like, way too much made sure that there's not one doily out of place. Now, who else can give me that besides you?
Sarah: I love you, so much. I really do. But I'm 19, and in college, and for me that means trying stuff out, like making mistakes. But mistakes where I can take an incomplete if things aren't working out, not mistakes where other people's lives are riding on what I choose.
Kirsten: I know what your feelings are, Charlie. I guess, sometimes I forget, maybe. But I've always known. So next year... tomorrow... I will marry you, whenever you want.
Justin: Maggie told me about this whole vow of solitude thing, and I think it's fantastic. I do. But why don't you stop before you become a nun?
Julia: I am in, like, the deepest excrement right now.
Justin: Oh, okay, I guess this blatant disregard for me is some form of affection? Like the way you treat a sibling, or a... dog?
Sarah: You know, if I can get the grades and win this thing - I'm tellin' ya, I'd take a summer at a Turkish traffic school.
Kirsten: Time can change anything, Charlie, right? I mean, who knows that better than us?
Claudia: It's like you were never a kid. 'Cause if you were you'd remember that when someone said they're worried, it doesn't sound like 'I love you,' it sounds like 'I don't trust you,' which frankly, I just don't want to hear.
"Right in Time" by Lucinda Williams
"Fire Escape" by Fastball
"Life is Sweet" by Natalie Merchant