Charlie: We're makin' a baby here, Kirsten. This is supposed to be fun.
Will: I'll give you twenty bucks if you say you have to pee.
Griffin: I have to pee.
Bailey: (handing him an empty cup) Go for it.
Julia: (to Evan) You might be the only editor on the planet right now who's asking their writer to give them less sex.
Bailey: (to Will) Sarah moved across the country, Will. I miss her. Your compadre is in pain. Now, is that any less important to you than who's on the undercard with the Bloodguzzler?
Myra: I get it. You're like the papa bird, pushing me out of the nest.
Charlie: All right, you're gonna do great. Okay, you don't even need me.
Myra: Half of them break their necks, though. I mean, I see their tiny caracasses splattered on the sidewalk.
Griffin: Everything in my refrigerator at home tastes like beer.
"Born to Be Wild" by Steppenwolf
"All My Love" by Big Blue Hearts
"Crush" by Dave Matthews Band
"Hold On" by Holly Cole
"Men with Guns" by Robin and Linda Williams
"Somewhere Along the Way" by Linda McRae.