Claudia: Men, forget it - their species cannot be trusted.
Sarah: Oh, come on, girlfriend, sit down. We gotta talk.
Griffin: Can we just think?
Julia: Why do we have to think?
Griffin: Because we can't make another mistake.
Lauren: Hi. My name is Lauren, and I'm a control freak.
Bailey: Well, okay. Okay, I guess that's what this is then. The two of us. Control freaks anonymous. The San Francisco chapter.
Lauren: Charter members.
Lauren: Which brings me to this quaint little practice of running the phantom tab.
Bailey: Phantom tab?
Lauren: Like Rip-van-Freebie over there.
Claudia: The entire ice-hockey team is crashing my party tonight.
Sarah: And that would be a bad thing?
Claudia: Sarah, they're like these cool guys with actual shoulders. These men on skates with sticks that they whack at eachother when they're not, like, throwing eachother into walls.
Lauren: Oh c'mon, you? Mr. Man of the People? Mr. Billion-dollar dimples?
Julia: Thank you, Griffin. Just.. thank you. I've been wanting to say that for such a long time.
Bailey: I don't remember reading boot-camp on your resume.
Claudia: Okay, they're like jocks. Like, big large senior jocks, by the way. Wouldn't notice me if they sat on me.
Griffin: You notice that nobody invited me? There's a reason for that.
Claudia: This is great. It's great. You got me a bunny?
Featured Music: "My Worst Enemy" by LIT