Daphne: Last night, that didn't make much sense, did it? You and me.
Griffin: Actually, I've never done much that makes sense.... Probably not.
Will: I know, you're not in the mood. And frankly, a wet bag of laundry is more laughs than you, but I feel this odd, inexplicable need to help you, so...
Bailey: Thank you. Thank you. But really - ring girls?
Will: What's wrong with ring girls?
Bailey: I don't know. What do we talk to them about?
Will: Who cares? These are kind, gymnastic women.
Bailey: Who we fool around with for one night, and then what?
Will: And then what? We smile at the memory for the rest of our lives!
Charlie: It's like pilgrims broke in and redecorated.
Joe: All right, so we got Charlie, Kirsten, Julia, Claud, Owen, Diana, you, me...
Bailey: Whoah. Remember when it was, 'Salinger, Party of Five?'
Daphne: Are you kidding? No way, that could never happen. He's Julia's ex-husband and I'm Charlie's ex... whatever... I am.
Brian: (to Evan) I don't know why I'm here. You're obviously too busy sleeping with other people's kids to care about your own.
"The Look of Love" by Dusty Springfield
"Whatever" by Godsmack
"Holy" by Immortal Dream
"I Love You" by Loni Rose
"Keep Coming Back" by Miles Younger
"Telecom" by Ultrahorse
"Heart & Shoulder" by Heather Nova
"I Love to Make Love to You" by Nat King Cole
Jacob Smith was nominated for a Young Artist Award for his performance as Owen in this episode.