Dr. Lyster: So with this clamp, used correctly, there's zero chance of hurting the baby's penis.
Penn: Now when she says "hurt", she's NOT referring to the pain of having a chunk of your D*CK lopped off, she means the decorative result will be pleasing. So pleasing, in fact, that the penis who's married to Dr. Lyster has been altered to match her fashion sense. Russell Lyster was circumcised 7 years ago.
R. Lyster: The reason I was circumcised was because I had converted my religion. I had converted to Judaism.
Penn: No, Dr. Lyster didn't cut off her husband's foreskin...just his balls.