Penn & Teller: Bullshit!

Season 3 Episode 1


Aired Monday 10:00 PM Apr 25, 2005 on Showtime



  • Quotes

    • Penn: And yet the Demon Barber of C*ck Street remains unconvinced. To him, an intact foreskin is nothing but a...sweater on a dog! He's even written poetry about it!
      Dr. Schoen: It's a great work of art/like a statue of Venus/if you're wearing a hat/on the head of your penis.
      Penn: We have our own world-famous poet...Ron Jeremy!
      Jeremy: [clears throat] Doc Schoen thinks he's a great doc/as he tirelessly works round the clock./He preaches a tip/and takes only a snip/as he lops off the end of your c*ck.