Penn & Teller: Bullshit!

Season 3 Episode 2

Family Values

Aired Monday 10:00 PM May 02, 2005 on Showtime



  • Quotes

    • Penn: I know, we're such A*SSH*LES using science and fact to prove our point. Especially when it isn't a SCIENCE issue! It'sNONE of ourBUSINESS who and why you f*ck or marry, or both! Nobody wants Penn and Teller telling them what to do with their relationships. Is it SO HARD to understand that we don't want to hear what you have to say about ours? Don't touch my d*ck unless I invite you. I promise not to touch yours.