(Penn and Teller stand next to a live bull)
Penn: These are folks who don't want animals killed, hurt, exploited or embarrassed. Okay we're gonna try it their way. We aren't gonna tease or abuse the bull. He doesn't have a cute name like Elsie or Moo Moo or Heffer Lips. His name is Dave. Nothing funny about that. We wouldn't do anything to this bull...[picks up branding iron while Teller drops his pants] that we wouldn't do to each other...except, call him Dave.
Teller: [offscreen, gets branded by Penn] MOTHER F*CKER OWWWW!
Penn: Hey, cool Dave! He can talk! [laughs]