Penn: The PETA you don't know would outlaw fishing, circuses, dog shows, horseback riding and zoos. They even oppose the use of service animals like guide dogs for the blind. [sarcastically] F*cking blind b*st*rds torturing those dogs! In a PETA world, there's no Kentucky Fried Chicken or Kentucky Derby. See ya Shamu! And forget about smearing honey all over your f*ckbuddy, because even bees are persecuted by "the man". And pets are FORBIDDEN in PETA's world too. That's right! No pets. Hey, all you pet lovers who donate to PETA! Feel like a sucker yet?