Penn: [on Joe Cherner] 'He was born with the vision to see this kind of deception'...yet somehow he was born without the ability to detect bullsh**!
Penn: 'Sounds of the uterus'? Wasn't that Simon and Garfunkel?
Penn: [to straitjacketed child] Now you wanna dislocate the shoulder. See? Like Teller. Just dislocate...
Penn: 3-year-old twins Sophia and Karissa started watching Dr. Titzer's videos when they were 6 months old...so they've been watching 'em for...two and a half years. [laughs] Pretty good math huh? See? SEE? I didn't have the tapes and I turned out okay!
Penn: Well, at least the girls are having lots of fun with their reading...
One of the girls: [shyly] Let's go for a bike ride.
Tracy Hogg: All babies, whether they're breastfed, whether they're fed with a bottle with formula, need to eat.
Penn: I gotta remember THAT.
Tracy Hogg: Treat him like he's a human being.
Penn: Clearly that's genius, no one ever thought of that, BUT A GRAND A DAY?
Tracy Hogg: And we really want to be gentle with our babies.
Penn: What a revelation.
Jenny White: Your child is wearing these diapers all the time and they never see their mom or dad wear them...
Penn: Here at Bullsh**, we're really proud of this next VERY special television moment.
Penn: [on the Triangle of Love gag] Ok, so we had them do this just for laughs...we're b*st*rds! Maybe the power's gone to our heads. But stick with us. We're pretending to actually make a point here.
It's interesting and very important to note that Penn later had to retract many points they made in this episode. There is not just ONE study about secondhand smoke harming people. They retracted thier statements in an on-stage interview after the second season, and apparently made a comment in a prelude to a 3rd season show.
Editor's Note: It should be noted that during Penn's retraction at a convention, he said they still stood by one of their main points of this episode: that legislation banning smoking in public places is bull****.
The Sounds of Silence
"The Sounds of Silence" is a single by Simon and Garfunkel originally found on their album "Wednesday Morning, 3 A.M."
When Penn jokes that "Sounds of the Uterus" might've been Simon and Garfunkel, this is the song he's referring to.
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