Charlie: You saw it. Kimmy: Kinda. What happened? Charlie: It was a run of the mill hostage situation and I... and then the gun went off... and the feed went out. Kimmy: And you thought she was dead. Yeah, I kinda freaked out too. Charlie: All I kept thinking was, that's it. That's how it's gonna end. You know, no more jokes, no more banter. We have damn good banter. When she's not screaming at me. Kimmy: Yeah, you do. Charlie: Damn it. Ten second of me, bumfering and then dead air. You see, I've covered much harrier situations and never done that before. Kimmy: She's under your skin Charlie.
Charlie: Foosball? Corporate Shrink: ...one game.
(Jack walks in them in a compromising position) Corporate Shrink: Hello Mr. Bell. Um, we're making fantastic progress. Jack: Looks more like a lead up to a threeway.
Corporate Shrink: All right Pepper, you begin. But if you veer off message (puts up flag) I'll raise this flag. Okay? Understand? Go ahead. Pepper: Apparently... Charlie: Wait. Apparently is a blame shifting word. Corporate Shrink: Oh, yeah, see that is very astute. You've been in therapy before. Charlie: I'm no stranger to the couch. And let me just say that I admire Dennis for taking these steps to improve herself. Pepper: Oh please. (flag up) Corporate Shrink: Hostile tone Pepper. Charlie: Tone says more than words. Pepper: What words? You haven't let me speak. (flag up) Corporate Shrink: Defensiveness. Pepper please. This is for your benefit all right? And Charlie, this is very difficult for better so let's try to be a little more supportive. Charlie: Of course. Have you tried journaling? Pepper: Babcock, just listen... Charlie: Notice how she only calls me Babcock? It creates distance. Pepper: This is pointless. (flag up) Corporate Shrink: Destructive dialog. Charlie: It's okay. I can ignore her. Pepper: Ignore me! Can you ignore this? (takes flag and hits Charlie with it) Charlie: Not really. Cause that's saucy. (beats him with flag)
Pepper: He's still obnoxious. You should have seen the smirk on his face this morning when he pilfered the pope from me. Corporate Shrink: I see, and then you decided to unleash that resentment on the good people of St. Bridget's. Pepper: Those two sisters have been waiting to duke it out for decades.
Corporate Shrink: Your sister, she seems nice. Cares a lot about you, even mentioned something about a lake? Pepper: Right. Later I may drown her in one.
Pepper: Charlie Babcock and I met, we had toe-curling sex, and now I'm over it. Moving on. (from behind her and Kimmy) Charlie: Toe-curling? I like that. Pepper: It means... commonplace Babcock. As in I'm so bored I'm curling my toes to pass the time. Charlie: Right. So Kimmy knows? Kimmy: I'm make-up. I know everything.
Pepper: This tape is misleading Jack. I was after a bigger story than a chili cook-off. I was out to right a wrong. Jack: Dennis, you incited a riot in a church basement. Pepper: Riot? Pretty strong words for a food fight Jack.
Pepper: Can you believe it, Kimmy? Me in therapy? Like I'm some housewife with intimacy issues! Kimmy: Well you do kiss Walter Cronkite's picture every morning.
Jack: (to Dennis) Little advice: try your best to sound not like a loon.
Featured Music: If You Could Only See Your Eyes by Alice Peacock and Guess it May by Rosie Thomas.
Jack: This is journalism, not Brad and Angelina. Jack is talking about the on-set affair of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie during the production of Mr. & Mrs Smith.
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