The three rules Pepper makes for her relationship: 1. Be flexible and spontaneous. 2. Be honest and open. and after taking a deep breath: 3. Put the guy before the job.
Charlie: What's the matter Dennis? Afraid to cut loose? Show your wild side? Pepper: I can party with the best of them buddy. Charlie: Then what? You hate clowns? Cake? Pepper: More like candles. Charlie: What getting older? Really? Pepper: I can't help it. For me birthdays are like the ultimate employee evaluation. I just, feel off schedule. Charlie: Dennis, you'll get your anchor desk. Pepper: Not just career wise Babcock. Life wise. I thought I'd be further along by now. Have more pieces of the puzzle in place, but I don't. And it just doesn't seem like something to celebrate.
Kathy: Oh my gosh! You and Pepper have the same birthday! How fun is that?! Pepper: Kathy! Charlie: Wow, Dennis! What do you think the stars try to tell us? Pepper: That your parents had sex on the same night as Lynn and Dick Dinkle. I don't know what it means, but it can't be good.
Pepper: (to Curtis) Why did you give me a watch that smells like old man?
Mitch: (After placing a fake cockroach in his dinner plate) Excuse me. Waiter. What is that? Waiter: That would be a fake cockroach sir. Mitch: Run!
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