Larry: Balki, for your benefit, I think we should identify our objectives.
Balki: Is this where you talk down to me?
Balki: On Mypos, we have a saying. (speaks Myposian) "He who hesitates, sleeps with the goats."
Larry: I thought you all slept with the goats.
Balki: We do.
Mary Anne: I'm Mary Anne; I'm a Saggitarius.
Balki: I'm Balki; I'm a Bartokomous.
Larry: Women like [Jennifer] are only interested in jocks. I can't just ask her out; I have to deceive her first.
Balki: Today, I joined a healthy club.
After their workout, Balki refers to himself as "Conehead the Barbarian", mixing Saturday Night Live's Coneheads and fantasy character Conan the Barbarian.