Sam Drucker: Billie Jo, I've got a telegram for you, it's some real exciting news.
Uncle Joe: How did you know it's so exciting, nosey?
Sam Drucker: Joe, it came over my telegraph. I had to know what's in the message.
Uncle Joe: No you don't. You should train yourself to take down messages without paying attention.
Sam Drucker: Joe, how can...Oh brother!