(While Billie Jo is trying to give Claude Tweedy a flu shot, she rubs an alcohol swab on Claude's arm)
Claude Tweedy: What's that there stuff?
Billie Jo: Alcohol. It sterilizes the skin. Gets rid of all the germs.
Claude Tweedy: Alcohol does all that?
Billie Jo: That's right.
Claude Tweedy: I'm glad to hear that. My pappy's got the healthiest stomach in the whole county.
Dr. Janet Craig: You mean you're gonna let me give them their flu shots?
Jasper Tweedy: Just trot out your needle. Got every Tweedy from the ridge out here.
Dr. Janet Craig: Oh splendid. How many would that be?
Jasper Tweedy: Claude, how you doin' with your countin'?
Claude Tweedy: I counted my fingers and my toes, twice already.
Jasper Tweedy: That's 15, right there.
Dr. Janet Craig: Oh, at least.